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This is Donald Lam & Bertha Cool #3
This title has no publishing date indicated, but the "Publisher's Note" states: "This is the second book by Erle Stanley Gardner to be published since his death in 1970." It contains the novella of the title, and three short stories. All four have a common theme of stolen jewels.
The Case of the Crying Swallow (1947)
Characters:
Wealthy Claude Winnett hires Perry Mason to locate his wife of five weeks, 25-year old Marcia Winnett, who has disappeared; leaving an odd note of regret. He mentions his mansion was burgled two nights before she left, and her jewelry taken. Winnett was sleeping at the time, but awoke to hear disturbed swallows chirping in a nest outside the bedroom. Mason investigates and finds some of the jewelry stashed in the swallows' nest, and more stuffed in the barrel of a shotgun. Mason visits Winnett's tower room, which has binoculars fixed to a stand, regularly used by ingenue birdwatcher Daphne Rexford; who was crusty Victoria Winnett's (Claude's mother) preference to be Claude's bride. Mason and Paul Drake find the binoculars focused on a nearby spot where a camping trailer has been parked, and where Marcia's trail leads. They learn the trailer belongs to Marcia's first husband, Harry Drummond. They run into Drummond's current wife - she is looking for him too. Once Mason, Drake, and Mrs. Drummond find the trailer, they also find a body inside.
Mini-review: The reason this is a short novella is that is a regular Mason, minus the courtroom scenes! The writing is concise and action packed. There is a bit of decoding a numerical message which is interesting. Mason solves the case in short order and turns the evidence over to the police, and that's where it ends. This is a good one-night read.
The Candy Kid (1931)
Lester Leith learns of a jewel heist, in which the robber winds up dead and the jewels missing. He and his valet, Scuttle (actually police spy Edward Beaver) investigate the chocolate shop next to the jewelry store, convinced the jewels have been hidden in the chocolates. Sergeant Ackley plans a sting operation to catch Leith with the stolen jewels.
The Vanishing Corpse (1931)
Sidney Zoom loves to wander the dark, mysterious nighttime waterfront. He helps his friend Officer O'Hara stop a fleeing figure; who turns out to be young Mildred Kroom - and she has a precious diamond in her purse. The owner of the diamond is reported dead and locked in his parked car, but when Zoom and O'Hara get there, the car is still locked but the body is gone.
The Affair of the Reluctant Witness (1949)
Jerry Bane studies a newspaper photo which shows a grocery store owner, Bernice Calhoun, and customer William Gordon pointing at each other; as she accuses him of robbing the adjacent jewelry store. Bane suspects that jewels have been hidden somewhere in the grocery store and has his lawyer, Arthur Arman Anson, attempt to retrieve them in exchange for a cut.
Medford D. Carlin, bookbinder and photographerArthman D. Fargo, RealtorPerry Mason, attorneyDella Street, his secretaryPaul Drake, private investigator
Major characters:
Locale: Bolero Beach and Los Angeles, California
Synopsis: Secretary Della Street is vacationing in Bolero Beach with her aunt, Mae Kirby. She becomes acquainted with "Blonde Bonanze" Dianne Alder, an attractive woman on a binge to gain weight quickly. Attorney Perry Mason is curious, and finds Alder has a contract with Harrison T. Boring, in which she is to gain certain weight in order to model some larger fashions. The contract has a curious stipulation that during the term of the contract, Dianne must share her income from all sources 50/50 with Boring. Mason is suspicious of that clause, thinking some is looking for Dianne to come into some money, and that the fashion reason is just a ruse.
Mason suspects Boring has turned to blackmail and has him followed to a cottage in a motor court. Mason's operative, "Moose" Dillard, gets a nearby cottage to keep watch, and observes a string of visitors to the cottage, including Dianne Alder. Later, Boring is found dead there, and Dianne becomes the prime suspect.
Review: [spoilers ahead] The double-identity person (George Winlock/George Alder) was obvious right from the start. All the legwork of investigation is done by another agency, that of Sid Nye and his operative "Moose" Dillard. The courtroom scenes are enjoyable, but it is disappointing that the identity of the killer and means of the death are a bit unfair to the reader. One of the "good guys" is the killer, even though the "murder" turns out to be accidental. This must be why a different P.I. agency is used, so the good name of the Paul Drake agency is not besmirched.
Major Characters:
Gerald Ballwin, real estate developer
Anita Ballwin, his first wife (died prior to story)
Daphne Ballwin, his second wife
Carl Keetley, Anita’s brother, a gambler
Ethyl Worley, Gerald’s secretary
Carlotta Hanford, Daphne’s personal secretary
Wilmont Mariville, the Ballwin’s butler/chauffeur
Dr. George L. Quay, a dentist
Ruth Otis, Dr. Quay’s nurse
Bertha Cool, P.I.
Donald Lam, P.I.
Jim Fordney, Cool & Lam’s operative
Detective Frank Sellers
Locale: not specified
Synopsis: A woman claiming to be Beatrice Ballwin comes to the office of Bertha Cool and Donald Lam. She is worried a poisoning attempt will be made on her uncle, real estate developer Gerald Ballwin, and is looking for them to prevent it. Lam replies they cannot prevent a determined poisoner, but they take the case. Lam quickly determines she is not really who she says she is, but is Carlotta Hanford, personal secretary to Gerald’s wife, Daphne Ballwin.
Lam visits Ballwin’s sales office under the guise of purchasing a building lot, and is shown around by Carl Keetley, Ballwin’s brother-in-law (brother of Anita, Ballwin’s first wife). Keetley, a gambler, is not an employee, but hangs around the real estate office to borrow money from Ballwin.
Lam then wants to buy some time for Gerald by putting his wife (Lam’s suspect) in “psychological handcuffs”. He visits Daphne in the guise of an advertising agent for a brand of anchovy paste. He finds her to be a social climber who desperately wants social publicity, and amuses herself by tormenting her butler/chauffeur Wilmont Mariville. Lam charms her into agreeing to try samples of the paste with vague promises of a nationwide advertising campaign. Lam reasons this potential publicity will cause her to hold off on any murder attempts.
Lam suspects Daphne as the potential poisoner, and puts operative Jim Fordney on her tail. He finds that she pays frequent visits to her dentist, Dr. George L. Quay, and intimidates his nurse, Ruth Otis. Lam pumps Otis for details, and finds Daphne is deep in an affair with Dr. Quay.
Daphne hosts a dinner party and has butler Mariville prepare the hors d’oeuvres - anchovy paste on crackers. She feeds one to Gerald, who immediately becomes poisoned from arsenic and hospitalized. Soon after, Daphne eats some of the crackers and is herself poisoned.
Review: As with most murder mysteries, I was expecting a murder right off, but no murder occurs until fully 2/3 of the way through so we are kept hanging (forgive choice of word) a long time - Gerald is poisoned - is he going to die? Daphne is poisoned - is she going to die?.
The interesting character is Carl Keetley. He is on the edge of everything that happens. At first he seems a lounge lizard-type bounder, always hitting up the relations for money. Later we find him in an office of his own, suspiciously near Dr. Quay’s office - whose lover/patient is wife #2 to Gerald, whose wife #1 was Carl’s sister. It takes a little concentration to keep the relationships straight. Keetley uses this office to develop a machine (described in great detail) which allows him to predict the winner of horse races. Once murder occurs, Sellers and Lam visit him, but they seem more interested in the machine than in solving the murder.
I always enjoy the sarcastic trash-talking between Lam, Cool, and Sellers. Lam gets into that so much more than Perry Mason.
Gardner explains the title in his author’s note in the preface: "There are many people who do not know that from time immemorial Society has decreed there shall be thirteen steps to the gallows. There may be, therefore, readers who miss the significance of the title of this story. In California, as in many other states, executions invariably take place on Friday."
To add to the creepiness of the thirteen steps mentioned, here is a photo of a mausoleum near me. As with many such mausoleums, count the steps - thirteen. Someone has added some halloween jack o'lanterns to make it a bit more festive.